One VW bus with the side door open, the other with the engine compartment open.
Sounds like old times.
I owned one of these oldies once. Always seemed to be a right sized vehicle, but no one, and I mean no one, can keep them alive very long.
The best mileage I ever got on my VW bus was 21 mpg and a $600 (for parts) engine rebuild ever year.
My '92 Chevy pickup could do as good on gas and it went 240,000 miles with the same engine.
Today we will get about 19 on the '03 Dodge.